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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:29:00 -
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Now this is the story all about how
My Badger II got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fresh meat of a system called luminaire
It was in the space lane's I was born & raised
In the state war academy where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some concord outside of the school
When a couple of drakes they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and a mom got scared
And corp recruiter said grab your gear your going to luminaire!
I whistled for an orca and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh meat" and had a ice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this orca was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Luminaire
I pulled up to a gate about seven or eight
And I yelled to the corpie "Yo, homes kill you later!"
Looked at my system I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the fresh meat of luminaire.
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:37:00 -
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 Originally by: Mortesque McCay
Originally by: Major Slaphead
Now this is the story all about how
My Badger II got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fresh meat of a system called luminaire
It was in the space lane's I was born & raised
In the state war academy where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some concord outside of the school
When a couple of drakes they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and a mom got scared
And corp recruiter said grab your gear your going to luminaire!
I whistled for an orca and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh meat" and had a ice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this orca was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Luminaire
I pulled up to a gate about seven or eight
And I yelled to the corpie "Yo, homes kill you later!"
Looked at my system I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the fresh meat of luminaire.
that is brilliant
I try.
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: AxelFuller
Key turning points for patch day forum threads
First 3 pages = realistic comments
Next 5 pages = whiners askign for update from CCP
Next 30 pages = whiners whining uncontrollably
Next 20 pages = people comparing download speeds
Final 20 page = people moanign i still cant get online but i have the patch
Final Page = hmmm if your still reading you didnt realise EVE was finally back up and running
Last few pages = The people that let everyone know its a scam. Letting everyone know that everyone is whining.
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:46:00 -
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Now this is the story all about how
The Eve online servers got taken down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Now take a moment about how I can help you with your dispair
In the last few hours the alarms were raised
Where you couldnt log in on you months remaining days
You tried chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some 8 ball in online pool
When a couple of Dev's they were up to no good
Started exstending the downtime & noone understood
You got all eager to fight and some got scared
And said yo forget it im posting on the forums in this dispair
You worked out what to post and grabbed another beer
Took a shower said "fresh" and popped some zits mirror
If anything I could say that this game was yeah
But I thought nah, forget it, back to the angry stare.
You waited up for 7 hours or 8
And I yelled to the keyboard "yo forget it till later.
Looked at yourclock & it was final there
To sit in your computer seat playing your carebare.
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: CopperNail
Did it occur to anyone that there is NO guarentee at all that eve will be back up in any ammount of time, not in an hour, not in a day maybe even not in a week or two.. But yet we all have confidence that it will be up any minute now..
Just saying..
Yeah somone at CCP might trip over the power cable soon 
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:56:00 -
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Edited by: Major Slaphead on 06/04/2011 17:57:49
How do you click start in troll face damn it!
I cant do it.
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:01:00 -
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A quote I like.
The pyramid is the strongest shape in nature.
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:09:00 -
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Edited by: Major Slaphead on 06/04/2011 18:11:37
http://www.arandomgame.com/index.php?game_id=899
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Major Slaphead
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:22:00 -
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Edited by: Major Slaphead on 06/04/2011 18:24:12
Anyone playing Q W O P Didnt know Q*** Was a filter word lol.
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